I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THE GRAPES

someone said this like, completely unprompted during a skirmish and i can’t stop thinking about it
Winona Ryder on the set of Beetlejuice, 1988
This looks like the wheelchair grandma from the chocolate seller Spongebob episode
Bees don’t have lungs
you can’t just not have lungs
Evidently you can, provided you’re a bee
I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl
And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude
And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.
And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon
only to find the 15 years old boy
dressed as SPIDER-MAN
AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN
THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS
HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES
Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?
He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile
Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN
“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”
“With great powers come great responsibilities”
Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension
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